Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
GET OFF MY LAWN
in my day we had to walk 20 miles up hill in the snow to avenge things
This is the first time i’m actually alright and even happy with having my natural hair, as long as ppl keep they hands far away
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
I adore how these turned out. Have about 9 more scheduled
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
I put the laughter in manslaughter
How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast
We have really good taxi drivers.
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”